Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav weretravelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three ofthem died.Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN.But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.Laloo is not at all happy with this decision.He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the three ofthem had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused publicpositions, etc.Then why the differential treatment?He felt that there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation beforea decision is made; and should not be just based on opinion or pre-conceivednotions.Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an Englishtest.PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly.Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ".Laloo protests that he doesn't know English.He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thusforced to fail with false intent.Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to give another chanceassuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi would provide an equalplatform for all three).PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily andpasses.Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR.... ."Tough one. He fails again.Laloo is extremely unhappy.Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't),he nowrequested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in historyYama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not takeany more tests.PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence ?". He replied "1947" andpassed.Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?".He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000or 300,000.Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.It's Laloo's turn now.''''''''''''''''''''''''
'Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who diedin the struggle.Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.Moral of the story: IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.
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Another interesting Story on similar lines…..
A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash, and everyone
on the bus dies. They go to Heaven. Because of the grief they have
Suffered, God decides to grant them one wish each, before they enter
Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their wish is.
The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so God snaps His
fingers, and it is done.
The second one in
line sees this and says "I want to be beautiful too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on
for a while, but when God is halfway down the line,the last person in
Line starts laughing. When there are only
ten people left, this man is rolling on the floor, laughing his
pants off.
Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing one
what his wish will be.
The man eventually catches his breath, and says: "Make them all ugly
again".
Moral of the Story: Don't get disheartned for being last, as you can
Still change others lives being last :)
So, just Dance to your Chance and Capture each Moment that comes your way!!! You alone can change your world.
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