Banta to Doctor : Doctor Sahab! Mein apna dimag daan karna chahta hu.Doctor : Hoga to hum le lenge .
Son to Dad : Papa, Mein itna bada kab hounga ki mein mummy se bina puchebahar ja saku?Papa : Beta abhi itna bada to mein bhi nahi hua!!!
Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi kya mujhe denaparega!!!
Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala - I love you.Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?Santa : I love you Didi!!!!
Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho?Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!
Girl-to-Boy - Aaye bewafe tune sab kuch saaf kar diya,mera dil jala kar rakh kar diyaBoy-to-Girl - Aye ladki, teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi,bhej de rakh mujhe, bartan manjne ke kaam aayegi.
Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas katadekh patni ne pati se kaha - Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaaskha raha hai, namaste karo.Pati - Namaste Sasur Ji
Santa ne Banta se kaha,"Sabse bada challenge kya hai?"Banta replied - Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,paas karke dikha.
Teacher : Santa batao `M' for kya hota hai?Santa : Sir, Mother!Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?Santa kuch sochne lagta haiTeacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?
Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?Santa : Teen maidam.Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar kartahu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.
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It’s Logical !!!!!
The phone bill was exceptionally high and
the man of the house called a family meeting..
On a Saturday morning...
after breakfast...
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.
Maid: So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !!!!!--
An American, a Britisher and an Indian went for a hike one day. It was very
hot.
They were sweating and exhausted. When they came upon a small lake, they took
off
all their clothes and jumped into the water, since it was fairly secluded.
Feeling
refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their "
freedom.
"
As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from town
appeared.
Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the Britisher quickly
used their hands to cover their privates. But the Indian covered his face
while
they ran for cover.
After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the American
and
the Britisher asked the Indian why he covered his face rather than his private
parts. The Indian replied, " I don't know about you, but in my
country, it's the
face that people recognize".
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